Free-range faces. Cage-free comedy. Eggs sold separately.
PERSONALISED EGG HOLDERS
They already have a face.
Now give it a job.
Upload a photo. We put that beautiful mug on an egg holder. Breakfast becomes uncomfortable for everyone. Perfect.
No chickens, relatives or dignity are harmed.
double trouble
✓Your faceYes, really
✓Proper ceramicNo flimsy nonsense
✓Breakfast-readyFrom soft to hard-boiled
✓Maximum nonsenseMinimum effort
01 / THE ONE-EGG WONDER
The Gentleman's
Yolk Throne
For the man who has everything, except the good sense not to put his own face on an egg cup.
His finest feature, lovingly wrapped around a ceramic holder. Add one boiled egg and suddenly his head looks complete. Weirdly complete.
- Holds one proud breakfast egg
- Printed with one gloriously recognisable face
- A cracking gift for dads, partners and office legends
Get his face on breakfast →
Ordering soon. Admiring yourself is available now.
02 / THE DOUBLE-YOLKER
The Lady's
Egg Basket
Two eggs, one fabulous face and absolutely no chance of a dignified breakfast.
Her smile sits proudly above a glossy red double holder. It is practical, personalised and just suggestive enough to make brunch memorable.
- Cradles two eggs with unreasonable confidence
- Printed with one unmistakable face
- Ideal for mums, best friends and women who can take a yolk
Put her in the egg basket →
Double eggs. Triple takes. Zero regrets.
FROM SELFIE TO SHELL-FIE
How the magic hatches
- 1Pick your victim
Choose the single gentleman or the double lady.
- 2Upload their face
Front-facing, well-lit and preferably delighted.
- 3We do egg-science
We prepare and print the face onto ceramic.
- 4Cause breakfast chaos
Pop in an egg. Step back. Enjoy the confusion.
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Finally, a product that answers the age-old question:
what if Gary was also crockery?
— Someone's kitchen, very soon
DON'T LET THIS ONE GET AWAY SUNNY-SIDE UP
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