PERSONALISED EGG HOLDERS

They already have a face.
Now give it a job.

Upload a photo. We put that beautiful mug on an egg holder. Breakfast becomes uncomfortable for everyone. Perfect.

No chickens, relatives or dignity are harmed.

double trouble Personalised red double egg holder with a woman's smiling face

✓Your faceYes, really

✓Proper ceramicNo flimsy nonsense

✓Breakfast-readyFrom soft to hard-boiled

✓Maximum nonsenseMinimum effort

TWO MODELS. ENDLESS VICTIMS.

Pick your breakfast personality

There are only two products. We resisted the urge to scramble the menu.

01 / THE ONE-EGG WONDER

For the man who has everything, except the good sense not to put his own face on an egg cup.

His finest feature, lovingly wrapped around a ceramic holder. Add one boiled egg and suddenly his head looks complete. Weirdly complete.

Get his face on breakfast → Ordering soon. Admiring yourself is available now.

02 / THE DOUBLE-YOLKER

Two eggs, one fabulous face and absolutely no chance of a dignified breakfast.

Her smile sits proudly above a glossy red double holder. It is practical, personalised and just suggestive enough to make brunch memorable.

Put her in the egg basket → Double eggs. Triple takes. Zero regrets.

FROM SELFIE TO SHELL-FIE

1Pick your victim

Choose the single gentleman or the double lady.

2Upload their face

Front-facing, well-lit and preferably delighted.

3We do egg-science

We prepare and print the face onto ceramic.

4Cause breakfast chaos

Pop in an egg. Step back. Enjoy the confusion.

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Finally, a product that answers the age-old question:
what if Gary was also crockery?

— Someone's kitchen, very soon

DON'T LET THIS ONE GET AWAY SUNNY-SIDE UP

Orders are nearly ready to hatch. Join the list and we'll tell you before the rest of the coop.